1 00:00:05,824 --> 00:00:08,464 ♫ Ground floor: Perfumery, stationary, and leather goods, 2 00:00:08,465 --> 00:00:11,172 ♫ wigs and haberdashery, kitchenware and food. 3 00:00:11,173 --> 00:00:13,673 ♫ Going up... 4 00:00:17,339 --> 00:00:20,630 ♫ First floor: Telephones, gents ready made suits, shirts, 5 00:00:20,631 --> 00:00:22,115 ♫ socks, ties, hats, underwear, and shoes. 6 00:00:22,116 --> 00:00:24,689 Would you all take a seat. 7 00:00:24,690 --> 00:00:26,917 Mister Grace will be down any minute. 8 00:00:26,918 --> 00:00:28,814 What's all this about, Mister Harman? 9 00:00:28,815 --> 00:00:30,120 Well, you've asked the right person. 10 00:00:30,121 --> 00:00:33,238 It so happens that I know precisely what's going on. 11 00:00:33,239 --> 00:00:35,270 Do you mean to tell me that Mister Grace has taken you 12 00:00:35,271 --> 00:00:36,597 into his confidence? 13 00:00:36,598 --> 00:00:37,431 No, he hasn't. 14 00:00:37,432 --> 00:00:39,230 I just had a quick look in this folder here 15 00:00:39,231 --> 00:00:41,843 and I know all the details he's gonna discuss. 16 00:00:43,122 --> 00:00:45,872 Unfortunately, my lips is sealed. 17 00:00:47,769 --> 00:00:49,414 But it's all in that folder. 18 00:00:54,866 --> 00:00:57,272 I wonder if we're all going to get a rise? 19 00:00:57,273 --> 00:00:58,273 Or a cut. 20 00:00:59,414 --> 00:01:01,628 Perhaps it's a takeover by the Army and Navy. 21 00:01:01,629 --> 00:01:02,723 Oh, that'd be nice. 22 00:01:05,530 --> 00:01:07,988 Perhaps some Arab sheik has bought us all. 23 00:01:07,989 --> 00:01:10,284 Oh, Mrs. Slocombe will come into her own then, won't she? 24 00:01:11,693 --> 00:01:12,994 They like 'em big in the east. 25 00:01:14,352 --> 00:01:16,170 Come to think of it, she's very big in the south, as well. 26 00:01:17,468 --> 00:01:19,859 Mister Lucas, just because we're in the boardroom 27 00:01:19,860 --> 00:01:21,930 and on our best behavior doesn't mean 28 00:01:21,931 --> 00:01:23,767 that I won't give you one up the bracket. 29 00:01:25,279 --> 00:01:27,873 Mister Grainger, can't you control your junior? 30 00:01:27,874 --> 00:01:31,766 I'm more interested in what is in that damn folder. 31 00:01:31,767 --> 00:01:32,600 Well, you're nearest. 32 00:01:32,601 --> 00:01:34,360 Have a look. 33 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:36,926 I wouldn't demean myself. 34 00:01:36,927 --> 00:01:39,026 You're next nearest. 35 00:01:39,027 --> 00:01:39,947 I'll tell you what I'll do. 36 00:01:39,948 --> 00:01:41,497 I'll keep kayfee for you. 37 00:01:41,498 --> 00:01:42,331 Why me? 38 00:01:42,332 --> 00:01:43,375 Oh, there you are, you see. 39 00:01:43,376 --> 00:01:46,782 When it comes to action, he's all talk. 40 00:01:46,783 --> 00:01:47,965 I shouldn't count on it. 41 00:01:47,966 --> 00:01:49,388 He didn't say much when he got me 42 00:01:49,389 --> 00:01:51,461 in the broom cabinet at Christmas party. 43 00:01:52,632 --> 00:01:53,632 All clear. 44 00:01:54,540 --> 00:01:56,628 Mister Lucas, as the senior staff member here, 45 00:01:56,629 --> 00:01:59,033 I must forbid you to look into that folder. 46 00:01:59,034 --> 00:02:00,367 Alright, then. 47 00:02:03,304 --> 00:02:04,678 I'm very sorry, Captain Peacock. 48 00:02:04,679 --> 00:02:07,438 I only read the first line. 49 00:02:07,439 --> 00:02:10,972 Well, what's it all about, then? 50 00:02:10,973 --> 00:02:12,673 Well, Captain Peacock's name was mentioned, 51 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:13,870 but as I'm not supposed to have seen it, 52 00:02:13,870 --> 00:02:15,397 my lips are sealed. 53 00:02:18,895 --> 00:02:20,840 All I will say is, if I've ever been rude 54 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:22,233 to you in the past, Captain Peacock, 55 00:02:22,234 --> 00:02:23,484 I'm very sorry. 56 00:02:24,557 --> 00:02:26,048 That's alright Mister Lucas. 57 00:02:26,049 --> 00:02:28,875 My promotion was not entirely unexpected. 58 00:02:28,876 --> 00:02:31,161 I didn't see the word promotion. 59 00:02:31,162 --> 00:02:32,138 What word did you see? 60 00:02:32,138 --> 00:02:32,971 Replacement. 61 00:02:32,972 --> 00:02:34,636 Replacement? 62 00:02:34,637 --> 00:02:35,615 Replacement. 63 00:02:35,616 --> 00:02:39,365 Can I keep kayfee for you, Captain Peacock? 64 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:43,650 Good heavens! 65 00:02:44,593 --> 00:02:47,738 It's not that bad, is it, Captain Peacock? 66 00:02:47,739 --> 00:02:49,267 It's worse. 67 00:02:49,268 --> 00:02:50,816 Oh dear. 68 00:02:50,817 --> 00:02:52,985 Oh dear, oh dear. 69 00:02:52,986 --> 00:02:54,616 Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. 70 00:02:58,229 --> 00:02:59,594 Well, what does it say? 71 00:03:01,357 --> 00:03:03,321 Hurry, I can hear his knees creaking along the corridor. 72 00:03:06,237 --> 00:03:08,685 We're all to be replaced, en masse. 73 00:03:08,686 --> 00:03:09,876 All of us? 74 00:03:09,877 --> 00:03:12,297 That's why we've been summoned to the boardroom. 75 00:03:12,298 --> 00:03:14,571 Typical, typical. 76 00:03:14,572 --> 00:03:16,701 Why, that miserable old devil. 77 00:03:16,702 --> 00:03:19,235 My horoscope said I was going to get a new position. 78 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,882 But, I interpreted it quite differently. 79 00:03:26,072 --> 00:03:29,023 I have never been sacked, 80 00:03:29,024 --> 00:03:31,941 all the years I've worked in shops. 81 00:03:32,820 --> 00:03:36,324 I think we should all resign before we are dismissed. 82 00:03:36,325 --> 00:03:37,158 Yeah. 83 00:03:37,159 --> 00:03:38,804 I don't think we should do anything hasty. 84 00:03:38,805 --> 00:03:41,583 Water, weak as water, that's what you are. 85 00:03:41,584 --> 00:03:43,314 I agree with you, Mister Grainger, 86 00:03:43,315 --> 00:03:45,358 and I am unanimous in that. 87 00:03:47,568 --> 00:03:51,468 Hands up all those who think we should resign. 88 00:03:51,469 --> 00:03:53,052 Good, we'll resign. 89 00:03:54,208 --> 00:03:56,491 And we do it in alphabetical order. 90 00:03:57,886 --> 00:03:59,512 Brahms. 91 00:03:59,513 --> 00:04:00,513 Men first. 92 00:04:01,586 --> 00:04:02,586 Grainger. 93 00:04:07,522 --> 00:04:10,272 A very good morning to you all. 94 00:04:12,101 --> 00:04:12,934 What's the matter? 95 00:04:12,935 --> 00:04:14,684 Cat got your tongues? 96 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:18,859 Before you say anything, Mister Grace, 97 00:04:18,860 --> 00:04:20,961 Mister Grainger has a statement to make. 98 00:04:20,962 --> 00:04:21,832 I see. 99 00:04:21,833 --> 00:04:24,389 Well, what is it then? 100 00:04:24,390 --> 00:04:27,408 Good morning, Mister Grace. 101 00:04:27,409 --> 00:04:30,082 I'm afraid I must resign. 102 00:04:30,083 --> 00:04:33,733 Oh well, Ernest, I suppose it had to come sooner or later. 103 00:04:33,734 --> 00:04:36,155 Make a note of that, Rumbold, 104 00:04:36,156 --> 00:04:39,584 then tell them what I have in mind. 105 00:04:39,585 --> 00:04:42,208 Mister Grace has decided, in his wisdom, 106 00:04:42,209 --> 00:04:45,171 that it would be a good idea if we all obtained experience 107 00:04:45,172 --> 00:04:47,399 of other people's departments. 108 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:48,949 To that end, it has been decided 109 00:04:48,950 --> 00:04:51,533 that haberdashery and notions 110 00:04:51,534 --> 00:04:53,925 should go to bathroom fittings and sanitary-ware. 111 00:04:53,926 --> 00:04:56,833 Stationary should go to bedding and the ladies and gentlemen 112 00:04:56,834 --> 00:04:59,303 of our floor are going to toys. 113 00:04:59,304 --> 00:05:01,616 So we're not going to get the sack after all? 114 00:05:01,617 --> 00:05:03,958 No, on the contrary, you could be promoted 115 00:05:03,959 --> 00:05:06,847 to the position recently left vacant by Mister Grainger. 116 00:05:10,759 --> 00:05:12,378 Whose job? 117 00:05:12,379 --> 00:05:14,332 I should say he's the obvious candidate, sir. 118 00:05:14,333 --> 00:05:15,274 Oh well, right. 119 00:05:15,275 --> 00:05:17,364 Make a note of that, Miss Bakewell. 120 00:05:17,365 --> 00:05:18,894 Congratulations. 121 00:05:18,895 --> 00:05:20,629 It will also leave a vacancy 122 00:05:20,630 --> 00:05:22,073 in Mister Humphries' position, sir. 123 00:05:22,074 --> 00:05:23,707 May I apply for that, sir? 124 00:05:23,708 --> 00:05:26,305 Could Mister Lucas step into your shoes, Mister Humphries? 125 00:05:26,306 --> 00:05:27,834 Oh yes, he's shown a lot of promise. 126 00:05:29,471 --> 00:05:33,013 And I do believe in giving young men an opportunity. 127 00:05:33,014 --> 00:05:35,346 Well, make a note of that, too. 128 00:05:35,347 --> 00:05:38,163 I was under some misapprehension. 129 00:05:38,164 --> 00:05:41,397 I should like to withdraw my notice. 130 00:05:41,398 --> 00:05:43,519 It's gone down in the minutes hasn't it, Miss Bakewell? 131 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:44,940 Yes, Mister Rumbold. 132 00:05:44,941 --> 00:05:46,839 I'm afraid, once it's down in the minutes, the resignation 133 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:48,495 will have to stand. 134 00:05:48,496 --> 00:05:49,388 Surely, we don't have to be 135 00:05:49,389 --> 00:05:50,965 that hard on him, Mister Rumbold? 136 00:05:50,966 --> 00:05:52,341 Couldn't he reapply? 137 00:05:52,342 --> 00:05:53,319 I suppose so. 138 00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:54,201 Do you want to do that? 139 00:05:54,202 --> 00:05:55,529 Oh, yes I do. 140 00:05:55,530 --> 00:05:56,679 He wants to reapply, sir. 141 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:59,674 Oh, have we any vacancies? 142 00:06:02,736 --> 00:06:05,503 Young Mister Lucas' job is going. 143 00:06:05,504 --> 00:06:08,709 He's a bit old for that, isn't he? 144 00:06:08,710 --> 00:06:10,181 I think we should give him a chance, sir. 145 00:06:10,182 --> 00:06:12,060 After all, he has had a lot of experience. 146 00:06:12,061 --> 00:06:14,335 Well, well, very well, give him the job. 147 00:06:14,336 --> 00:06:16,737 Welcome to Grace Brothers, young man. 148 00:06:18,668 --> 00:06:21,203 Well done, Mister Grainger, and if you work really hard, 149 00:06:21,204 --> 00:06:22,898 maybe in 20 or 30 years you'll be earning 150 00:06:22,899 --> 00:06:24,341 what you were five minutes ago. 151 00:06:26,172 --> 00:06:27,033 I should want you know, 152 00:06:27,034 --> 00:06:29,986 we debag the juniors on their first day. 153 00:06:31,799 --> 00:06:32,873 Very well, that's settled. 154 00:06:32,874 --> 00:06:37,871 We'll see you all in toys first thing on Monday morning. 155 00:06:37,872 --> 00:06:40,290 Don't be late, Mister Grainger. 156 00:06:40,291 --> 00:06:41,124 We don't want a black mark 157 00:06:41,125 --> 00:06:42,926 on your first day as a junior, you know. 158 00:06:49,658 --> 00:06:53,038 Oh, Miss Brahms, just look at that big bear. 159 00:06:53,039 --> 00:06:53,929 It's so lovely. 160 00:06:53,930 --> 00:06:55,481 Oh, I do like bears. 161 00:07:01,034 --> 00:07:03,951 Morning ladies, welcome to Toyland. 162 00:07:05,546 --> 00:07:07,192 The fairy time book is over there 163 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:09,088 if you care to sign in. 164 00:07:09,089 --> 00:07:10,744 Just a minute, Mister Grainger. 165 00:07:10,745 --> 00:07:12,158 Juniors sign last. 166 00:07:13,813 --> 00:07:14,646 Don't worry. 167 00:07:14,647 --> 00:07:16,670 Captain Peacock's going to have a word with Mister Rumbold 168 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:18,500 about your reinstatement for this. 169 00:07:18,501 --> 00:07:22,092 Providing your superiors give you a good report. 170 00:07:22,093 --> 00:07:23,848 Where is old Peacock, anyway? 171 00:07:23,849 --> 00:07:26,509 He's here, and I warn you, he's in a bad mood. 172 00:07:26,510 --> 00:07:28,193 They dragged him out on Sunday morning 173 00:07:28,194 --> 00:07:30,401 so he could learn all about the goods. 174 00:07:30,402 --> 00:07:31,719 Oh, how ridiculous. 175 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:33,879 What is there to learn about toys? 176 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:37,738 All you do is bounce them, cuddle them, or turn them on. 177 00:07:37,739 --> 00:07:38,995 Just like girls, really. 178 00:07:40,820 --> 00:07:43,541 You get sexy to everything, don't you? 179 00:07:43,542 --> 00:07:44,500 Given a chance. 180 00:07:46,571 --> 00:07:47,617 Morning, everybody. 181 00:07:47,618 --> 00:07:48,625 Good morning. 182 00:07:48,626 --> 00:07:51,776 Oh, here, anybody fancy a little early morning CoCo? 183 00:07:53,404 --> 00:07:55,050 Get off the floor, Mister Harman. 184 00:07:55,051 --> 00:07:57,220 Uh, Captain Peacock, now that you're in toys, 185 00:07:57,221 --> 00:07:59,823 you have to learn to develop a sense of humor. 186 00:08:06,059 --> 00:08:08,296 Well, now we're all here, who's going to sell what? 187 00:08:08,297 --> 00:08:10,598 Well, I think it would be best if I acquaint you 188 00:08:10,599 --> 00:08:12,497 with the general range of products, 189 00:08:12,498 --> 00:08:16,060 then we can allot responsibility later. 190 00:08:16,061 --> 00:08:18,626 I dislike children. 191 00:08:18,627 --> 00:08:21,290 I always have disliked children. 192 00:08:21,291 --> 00:08:24,251 I disliked children even when I was a child. 193 00:08:24,252 --> 00:08:27,225 Well, you played with toys, didn't you? 194 00:08:27,226 --> 00:08:29,538 Well, I remember that I used to make soldiers 195 00:08:29,539 --> 00:08:33,706 out of plasticine and fill them with tomato sauce. 196 00:08:34,664 --> 00:08:36,167 Whatever for? 197 00:08:36,168 --> 00:08:39,621 So that I could shoot them down with my air pistol 198 00:08:39,622 --> 00:08:41,800 and make my sister sick. 199 00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:47,310 Now, this area here-- 200 00:08:47,311 --> 00:08:49,082 Look, if this is going to be a long do, 201 00:08:49,083 --> 00:08:50,487 I want to spend a penny. 202 00:08:52,802 --> 00:08:55,292 I'll be as brief as possible, Mrs. Slocombe. 203 00:08:55,293 --> 00:08:59,282 Now, this area here is devoted to the two-to-five-year olds. 204 00:08:59,283 --> 00:09:01,593 For instance, we have a lot of this sort of thing. 205 00:09:01,594 --> 00:09:02,866 Oh, what does that do? 206 00:09:11,094 --> 00:09:12,094 Is that all? 207 00:09:14,209 --> 00:09:16,899 I understand it's very exciting when you're two. 208 00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:20,750 Japanese rubbish. 209 00:09:21,599 --> 00:09:25,411 A lot of men in back rooms inventing that? 210 00:09:25,412 --> 00:09:27,106 I'm sure they do other things, as well. 211 00:09:28,481 --> 00:09:29,314 Most. 212 00:09:29,315 --> 00:09:31,221 Well, now then, this is a special offer. 213 00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:33,478 The Wibbly-Wobbly Playground. 214 00:09:33,479 --> 00:09:37,646 Now, we get the Wibbly Slide, and the Wibbly Round-A-Bout, 215 00:09:39,150 --> 00:09:43,592 and the Wibbly Rocker, and, of course, the Wibbly Swing. 216 00:09:43,593 --> 00:09:46,454 And with them, four Wibbly-Wobblys. 217 00:09:48,884 --> 00:09:50,539 Extra Wibbly-Wobblys are obtainable 218 00:09:50,540 --> 00:09:53,254 at 25 pence per Wibbly-Wobbly. 219 00:09:54,952 --> 00:09:57,301 Now, to demonstrate it, one is recommended 220 00:09:57,302 --> 00:10:00,052 to adopt the following procedure. 221 00:10:01,646 --> 00:10:05,488 Down the Wobbly Slide, around the Wobbly Round-A-Bout, 222 00:10:05,489 --> 00:10:07,860 up and down on the Wobbly Rocker-- 223 00:10:07,861 --> 00:10:10,168 You have to have two or they won't wobble. 224 00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:18,177 You should know. 225 00:10:19,689 --> 00:10:22,534 After that, we come to the grand finale. 226 00:10:22,535 --> 00:10:23,495 Oh, stop it. 227 00:10:23,496 --> 00:10:25,693 I can't stand it any longer. 228 00:10:25,694 --> 00:10:26,951 The excitement's killing me. 229 00:10:26,952 --> 00:10:29,596 Don't tell me that they're gonna have a Wobbly Swing. 230 00:10:29,597 --> 00:10:30,597 Exactly. 231 00:10:31,546 --> 00:10:32,713 There you are. 232 00:10:35,303 --> 00:10:36,706 How much is that? 233 00:10:36,707 --> 00:10:37,707 3.75. 234 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:41,579 Now then, let's see if you've all been paying attention. 235 00:10:41,580 --> 00:10:44,309 Mister Humphries, would you care to demonstrate? 236 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,210 Let's imagine, that there's a small boy 237 00:10:46,211 --> 00:10:49,047 between two and five has just arrived at the counter. 238 00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:50,849 Now, it's all up to you. 239 00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:53,805 Hello, little two-year-old boy. 240 00:10:53,806 --> 00:10:56,732 Are you interested in Wibbly-Wobbly's? 241 00:10:56,733 --> 00:10:57,733 Are you? 242 00:10:58,790 --> 00:11:00,510 In that case you must be five. 243 00:11:02,935 --> 00:11:05,008 Well, here they are, Charlie Wibbly-Wobbly 244 00:11:05,009 --> 00:11:07,293 and his friend Roger. 245 00:11:07,294 --> 00:11:08,233 Now, what do they do? 246 00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:09,900 They go down the little chute. 247 00:11:09,901 --> 00:11:12,186 Onto the Wibbly-Wobbly Round-A-Bout. 248 00:11:12,187 --> 00:11:14,561 Onto the Wibbly-Wobbly Rocker. 249 00:11:14,562 --> 00:11:17,612 Oh dear, that's upset Roger. 250 00:11:17,613 --> 00:11:19,985 It's give him a Wibbly-Wobbly tummy. 251 00:11:19,986 --> 00:11:21,360 But he doesn't want to disappoint Charlie. 252 00:11:21,361 --> 00:11:22,194 Does he? 253 00:11:22,195 --> 00:11:25,557 So they both have a swing on the Wibbly-Wobbly Swings, 254 00:11:25,558 --> 00:11:27,604 and then sit down together and discuss 255 00:11:27,605 --> 00:11:31,673 how nice it is living in Wibbly-Wobblyland. 256 00:11:31,674 --> 00:11:32,866 But little do they know 257 00:11:32,867 --> 00:11:36,034 that Spencer the Spider fancies Roger, 258 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,745 and he has crept up behind him, 259 00:11:39,746 --> 00:11:41,597 and gobbled him up for lunch. 260 00:11:44,668 --> 00:11:46,781 That's horrible. 261 00:11:46,782 --> 00:11:50,714 Mister Lucas, we do not want to frighten the children. 262 00:11:50,715 --> 00:11:52,729 But there is no need to worry, 263 00:11:52,730 --> 00:11:54,823 because Spencer the Spider doesn't really like the taste 264 00:11:54,824 --> 00:11:56,237 of Roger, so he spits him out. 265 00:11:59,610 --> 00:12:04,328 And they all lived happily ever after for 3.75. 266 00:12:04,329 --> 00:12:06,103 Which is not bad these days. 267 00:12:06,104 --> 00:12:09,453 Well now, I think you've all got a fair idea about that. 268 00:12:09,454 --> 00:12:12,175 Now, over here we have the usual games. 269 00:12:12,176 --> 00:12:14,046 There all fairly straightforward. 270 00:12:14,047 --> 00:12:18,409 And, in this area, we have the mechanical toys. 271 00:12:18,410 --> 00:12:22,342 Now, this is very popular with children of three and under. 272 00:12:22,343 --> 00:12:24,396 Why not one to three? 273 00:12:24,397 --> 00:12:27,022 We prefer to call them three and under. 274 00:12:27,023 --> 00:12:30,909 That's so it includes those of naught. 275 00:12:30,910 --> 00:12:33,272 This is called Tuffy Tank. 276 00:12:33,273 --> 00:12:36,528 As you can see, it stops at nothing. 277 00:12:36,529 --> 00:12:40,328 Oh, I say, I'll bet Roger Wibbly-Wobbly would like a ride 278 00:12:40,329 --> 00:12:42,458 in a Tuffy Tank, wouldn't you, Roger? 279 00:12:45,676 --> 00:12:47,147 For the more sophisticated children, 280 00:12:47,148 --> 00:12:49,668 that is from five and upwards, 281 00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:52,155 we have a very interesting range of robots. 282 00:12:52,156 --> 00:12:55,504 Now, firstly, we have the Television Robot. 283 00:12:56,629 --> 00:12:59,552 Oh look, it's Star Trek. 284 00:12:59,553 --> 00:13:01,045 I bet it's a repeat. 285 00:13:02,335 --> 00:13:04,252 And we have this one. 286 00:13:10,153 --> 00:13:12,545 Obviously, it doesn't like television. 287 00:13:13,902 --> 00:13:15,113 Look, they're stuck together. 288 00:13:15,114 --> 00:13:16,556 What will we do? 289 00:13:16,557 --> 00:13:18,060 Toss a bucket of cold water over them. 290 00:13:19,202 --> 00:13:21,257 Let's send in Tuffy the Tank. 291 00:13:26,304 --> 00:13:28,772 Just like the United Nations. 292 00:13:28,773 --> 00:13:31,845 It is rather exciting, isn't it? 293 00:13:31,846 --> 00:13:33,900 Yes, well, and now, over here. 294 00:13:33,901 --> 00:13:35,720 Follow me over here, will you? 295 00:13:35,721 --> 00:13:39,888 In this area here, we have the mechanical cuddlies. 296 00:13:40,894 --> 00:13:42,946 But they're all dogs. 297 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:45,495 Is there no demand for mechanical pussies? 298 00:13:48,512 --> 00:13:52,937 I'm told that people prefer the real thing. 299 00:13:52,938 --> 00:13:56,435 Now, to demonstrate, these do almost everything 300 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,936 that real dogs do. 301 00:13:58,934 --> 00:14:02,184 This here, this is Daisy the Dachshund. 302 00:14:04,058 --> 00:14:05,210 It walks. 303 00:14:08,129 --> 00:14:08,982 And it barks. 304 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:13,785 Here you are Mister Humphries. 305 00:14:13,785 --> 00:14:14,716 Oh, thank you. 306 00:14:14,716 --> 00:14:15,549 Come along, Daisy. 307 00:14:15,549 --> 00:14:16,531 Time for walkies. 308 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:23,603 Now then, here is Daisy's friend, Billy Basset. 309 00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:45,560 Very realistic, isn't it? 310 00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:51,050 Oi! 311 00:14:51,885 --> 00:14:54,521 Find somebody your own size. 312 00:14:54,522 --> 00:14:57,583 Well then, I think you've got the general idea. 313 00:14:57,584 --> 00:15:00,834 Now over here we have the various dolls 314 00:15:02,013 --> 00:15:04,221 which are, of course, for the girls. 315 00:15:04,222 --> 00:15:05,305 Not always. 316 00:15:06,674 --> 00:15:10,364 This is a really popular range, Annie the Air Hostess. 317 00:15:10,365 --> 00:15:14,524 Now, she has a twistable tummy, bendable legs, 318 00:15:14,525 --> 00:15:16,282 and you can undress her. 319 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:18,914 I used to live next door to an air hostess just like that. 320 00:15:20,730 --> 00:15:22,230 Captain Peacock, 321 00:15:23,171 --> 00:15:27,203 will you tell Mister Lucas to stop looking up her skirt? 322 00:15:27,204 --> 00:15:29,917 I'm just checking to see if she's got any knickers on. 323 00:15:29,918 --> 00:15:32,225 Put that down, Mister Lucas. 324 00:15:32,226 --> 00:15:33,430 I think it would be more appropriate 325 00:15:33,430 --> 00:15:36,777 if the ladies were to deal with the dolls and cuddlies. 326 00:15:36,778 --> 00:15:40,691 Now then, here we have Playgirl Penny 327 00:15:40,692 --> 00:15:44,033 and her boyfriend, Fun-Time Freddy. 328 00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:48,102 Is he easily bent? 329 00:15:50,236 --> 00:15:53,839 The Fun-Time Freddy comes complete with a shower unit. 330 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:56,252 He's made of waterproof plastic. 331 00:15:56,253 --> 00:15:58,461 All you have to do is remove his hat. 332 00:15:58,462 --> 00:16:00,381 Remove his sweater. 333 00:16:00,382 --> 00:16:03,830 Then you pull down his trousers. 334 00:16:03,831 --> 00:16:06,299 Take them off like this, quite easy. 335 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:09,410 Then you trap his neck in this device here 336 00:16:10,612 --> 00:16:12,342 so that he can't move. 337 00:16:12,343 --> 00:16:13,530 I used to live next door to somebody 338 00:16:13,530 --> 00:16:14,939 that had a shower just like that. 339 00:16:16,761 --> 00:16:19,001 By pressing this button, you give him a shower. 340 00:16:21,621 --> 00:16:24,132 Oh, what will they think of next? 341 00:16:24,133 --> 00:16:25,200 Does he always keep his boots on 342 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,375 when he's taking a shower? 343 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,978 They don't call him Fun-Time Freddy for nothing. 344 00:16:32,129 --> 00:16:36,218 Now, over here, we have what is called Hocus Pocus. 345 00:16:36,219 --> 00:16:39,493 Now, this consists of such things as itching powder, 346 00:16:39,494 --> 00:16:42,582 imitation ink blots, stink bombs-- 347 00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:43,942 Oh, I had them. 348 00:16:43,943 --> 00:16:46,943 I used to let them off in the choir. 349 00:16:48,033 --> 00:16:50,202 They called me Stinky Grainger. 350 00:16:51,695 --> 00:16:53,237 No wonder you've been a junior for so long. 351 00:16:54,478 --> 00:16:57,039 We're also offering this rather interesting little novelty. 352 00:16:57,040 --> 00:17:00,040 Mrs. Slocombe, have you got a penny? 353 00:17:00,994 --> 00:17:02,160 Thank you very much. 354 00:17:02,161 --> 00:17:04,506 Now then, watch this closely. 355 00:17:15,764 --> 00:17:17,857 Just as I thought, made in Scotland. 356 00:17:21,366 --> 00:17:22,900 What about my money? 357 00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:24,170 Well, you said you wanted to spend a penny. 358 00:17:24,170 --> 00:17:24,812 You just have. 359 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,735 Now then, look, over here 360 00:17:28,736 --> 00:17:30,917 we find the more complicated dolls. 361 00:17:30,918 --> 00:17:33,416 Now, these actually talk. 362 00:17:33,417 --> 00:17:37,487 Now, this type retails at 12 Pounds 50, 363 00:17:37,488 --> 00:17:39,551 and is made in England. 364 00:17:39,552 --> 00:17:41,152 Here we are, now watch this. 365 00:17:41,153 --> 00:17:44,485 My name is Betty, and I want to go to the potty. 366 00:17:46,627 --> 00:17:49,069 And that one that you're holding, Mrs. Slocombe, 367 00:17:49,070 --> 00:17:53,237 it retails at Six Pounds 50, and is made in India. 368 00:17:54,119 --> 00:17:56,955 My name is Jasmine, and I have just been to the potty. 369 00:18:05,702 --> 00:18:06,808 Yes, Mister Grace? 370 00:18:06,809 --> 00:18:08,278 How's it going, Rumbold? 371 00:18:08,279 --> 00:18:10,680 Well sir, they've only been at it for half an hour. 372 00:18:10,681 --> 00:18:12,355 Yes, well, bathroom fittings 373 00:18:12,356 --> 00:18:14,662 are doing very well in trousers. 374 00:18:16,706 --> 00:18:18,020 Oh, good, good. 375 00:18:18,021 --> 00:18:20,758 There are one or two customers about now, sir, 376 00:18:20,759 --> 00:18:23,233 so I think that by lunch time we should be able 377 00:18:23,234 --> 00:18:26,025 to foreguess the general spectrum of our ability. 378 00:18:26,026 --> 00:18:29,601 Yes, I've no idea what you're talking about, 379 00:18:29,602 --> 00:18:31,102 but keep in touch. 380 00:18:32,334 --> 00:18:33,167 Yes sir. 381 00:18:33,168 --> 00:18:35,108 Oh, and about Grainger, sir. 382 00:18:35,109 --> 00:18:36,761 Grainger? 383 00:18:36,762 --> 00:18:39,177 Yes sir, he's now the junior. 384 00:18:39,178 --> 00:18:40,421 Oh, Grainger the junior? 385 00:18:40,422 --> 00:18:42,979 Just come to us from Dairy and Tom's, hasn't he? 386 00:18:44,696 --> 00:18:46,696 That was in 1926, sir. 387 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,386 26, he's a bit old for a junior, isn't he? 388 00:18:51,387 --> 00:18:54,856 Mister Grainger is over 70, sir. 389 00:18:54,857 --> 00:18:57,274 Over 70 and still a junior? 390 00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,785 Well, he better pull his socks up or he'll have to go. 391 00:19:10,042 --> 00:19:12,182 Toddler's wear. 392 00:19:12,183 --> 00:19:13,396 Is Peacock there? 393 00:19:13,397 --> 00:19:15,460 I'm afraid you've come through to Gnomeland. 394 00:19:17,175 --> 00:19:19,471 Captain Peacock is just showing a prospective tenant 395 00:19:19,472 --> 00:19:21,389 around the windy house. 396 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,911 Tell him to come to my office. 397 00:19:30,811 --> 00:19:31,644 Who's there? 398 00:19:31,645 --> 00:19:32,728 Peter Pan. 399 00:19:37,711 --> 00:19:38,854 What is it, Mister Humphries? 400 00:19:38,855 --> 00:19:40,307 Mister Rumbold wants you. 401 00:19:40,308 --> 00:19:41,830 Can you take over from me? 402 00:19:41,831 --> 00:19:43,052 I'm afraid not, Captain Peacock. 403 00:19:43,053 --> 00:19:44,049 I'm right in the middle 404 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:48,083 of demonstrating the Magic Mushroom Tree. 405 00:19:48,084 --> 00:19:49,315 I'll take over. 406 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:54,609 Enter. 407 00:19:55,965 --> 00:19:58,355 Ah, Peacock, I just wanted you to know 408 00:19:58,356 --> 00:20:01,044 that I'm doing my best to get Grainger reinstated. 409 00:20:01,879 --> 00:20:04,280 But I'm having trouble getting through to Mister Grace. 410 00:20:04,281 --> 00:20:05,977 Why, is his telephone out of order? 411 00:20:05,978 --> 00:20:07,131 No, his brain. 412 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,272 By the way, while you're here, I'd like your opinion. 413 00:20:11,273 --> 00:20:13,440 What do you think of this? 414 00:20:17,582 --> 00:20:18,665 Streetwear? 415 00:20:19,965 --> 00:20:23,591 It's a whimsical novelty, Peacock. 416 00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:28,184 Very whimsical. 417 00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:31,080 Good, I'm glad you like it, because you'll be wearing it, 418 00:20:31,081 --> 00:20:33,348 and demonstrating it around the department. 419 00:20:36,633 --> 00:20:38,214 I don't wish to make an issue out of this, sir, 420 00:20:38,215 --> 00:20:41,413 but if you insist, I shall be forced to go over your head, 421 00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:44,058 and appeal direct to Mister Grace. 422 00:20:44,059 --> 00:20:45,772 It would be very unwise of you, Peacock, 423 00:20:45,773 --> 00:20:47,450 to question my decision. 424 00:20:47,451 --> 00:20:49,921 Nevertheless, sir, that is what I intend to do. 425 00:20:49,922 --> 00:20:52,265 Well, be it on your own head. 426 00:20:52,266 --> 00:20:55,897 It's my intention to prevent that. 427 00:20:56,891 --> 00:20:57,891 Come in. 428 00:21:03,851 --> 00:21:08,047 Yes, that's right, I want a table in the alcove. 429 00:21:08,048 --> 00:21:09,800 I'm expecting a young lady. 430 00:21:09,801 --> 00:21:12,786 So if she gets there before I do, give her a drink. 431 00:21:12,787 --> 00:21:16,522 She's a tall, blue-eyed blonde, about 65. 432 00:21:18,171 --> 00:21:19,982 I must go now. 433 00:21:19,983 --> 00:21:23,566 I've got a man here with a propellor on his head. 434 00:21:26,716 --> 00:21:29,465 Mister Grace, I appeal to you. 435 00:21:29,466 --> 00:21:32,500 What do you think about your floorwalkers wearing these? 436 00:21:32,501 --> 00:21:34,501 Well, what does it do? 437 00:21:38,036 --> 00:21:41,917 Yes, well, if you want to get of the ground, 438 00:21:41,918 --> 00:21:44,146 you'll have to get a bigger propellor. 439 00:21:48,218 --> 00:21:52,266 Mister Rumbold, will you do something about Mister Lucas? 440 00:21:52,267 --> 00:21:56,012 He keeps filling my tinkling dollies with fizzy lemonade. 441 00:21:58,202 --> 00:22:00,787 And every time I do the potty demonstration 442 00:22:00,788 --> 00:22:02,386 they get all covered in froth. 443 00:22:03,870 --> 00:22:05,785 And there's another thing. 444 00:22:05,786 --> 00:22:07,705 Mister Humphries keeps coming over 445 00:22:07,706 --> 00:22:10,350 and putting Fun-Time Freddy in the shower. 446 00:22:12,194 --> 00:22:14,800 I want it clearly understood, in front of witnesses, 447 00:22:14,801 --> 00:22:17,649 that I am responsible for bathing Fun-Time Freddy. 448 00:22:18,919 --> 00:22:20,904 I had just stimulated a customer's interest 449 00:22:20,905 --> 00:22:22,428 in Fun-Time Freddy. 450 00:22:22,429 --> 00:22:23,998 I was carrying through the demonstration 451 00:22:23,999 --> 00:22:25,315 to complete the sale. 452 00:22:25,316 --> 00:22:27,439 I mean we must have scope. 453 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:28,382 If she wants to come over 454 00:22:28,383 --> 00:22:32,188 and give my Wibbly-Wobblys a swing would I protest? 455 00:22:32,189 --> 00:22:34,631 No. 456 00:22:34,632 --> 00:22:39,601 I have no interest, whatsoever, in your Wibbly-Wobblys. 457 00:22:39,602 --> 00:22:43,552 I want a rule that we all stick to our own counters. 458 00:22:43,553 --> 00:22:45,228 Well, in that case, stop Miss Brahms 459 00:22:45,229 --> 00:22:47,680 from overwinding my vibrating bear. 460 00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:50,765 She can't keep her hands off it. 461 00:22:50,766 --> 00:22:51,742 Well, what about him? 462 00:22:51,743 --> 00:22:53,806 He keeps crawling under my counter. 463 00:22:53,807 --> 00:22:56,114 Can I help it if my robots get out of control? 464 00:22:57,518 --> 00:23:00,084 You can't have a sensible conversation with that man! 465 00:23:00,085 --> 00:23:02,235 Did he give you permission to take it off? 466 00:23:02,236 --> 00:23:04,521 No, the last suggestion was that I should 467 00:23:04,522 --> 00:23:06,780 put a bigger motor in it and save bus fares. 468 00:23:08,982 --> 00:23:11,926 Sorry to interrupt, but I got a bit of bad news. 469 00:23:11,927 --> 00:23:14,901 We've had a bit of a tragedy with Billy the Basset. 470 00:23:14,902 --> 00:23:18,447 He got a bit too cheeky with Bertie the Bulldog. 471 00:23:18,448 --> 00:23:20,719 We don't sell Bertie the Bulldog. 472 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:23,388 No, I know, it belonged to a customer, 473 00:23:23,389 --> 00:23:26,955 and as a result of the fracas this is what happened. 474 00:23:31,161 --> 00:23:34,549 He's pleased to see his head again. 475 00:23:34,550 --> 00:23:36,304 By the way, am I covered by insurance 476 00:23:36,305 --> 00:23:40,500 against personal injury from ferocious pets? 477 00:23:40,501 --> 00:23:41,740 Well, I expect so. 478 00:23:41,741 --> 00:23:42,574 Oh good. 479 00:23:42,575 --> 00:23:45,517 Well, I'll go and fill in the necessary forms, then. 480 00:23:49,463 --> 00:23:51,322 I think that's alright, don't you, Mister Lucas? 481 00:23:51,323 --> 00:23:53,220 A perfect fit, Mister Humphries. 482 00:23:53,221 --> 00:23:56,388 Would sir mind raising his tomahawk? 483 00:23:56,389 --> 00:23:58,318 Plenty of room under the arms. 484 00:23:58,319 --> 00:23:59,945 Aren't the trousers a bit long? 485 00:23:59,946 --> 00:24:01,708 Indians are wearing them long this year. 486 00:24:04,789 --> 00:24:07,289 It simply seems a bit baggy. 487 00:24:08,170 --> 00:24:09,458 Yeah, well, you need them baggy, sir, 488 00:24:09,459 --> 00:24:12,025 for squatting around the totem pole. 489 00:24:12,026 --> 00:24:13,439 It also comes with this simulated 490 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:17,463 buffalo-hide trophy belt with hooks set for the scalps here. 491 00:24:17,464 --> 00:24:19,156 Would sir be requiring scalps? 492 00:24:19,157 --> 00:24:20,157 Well, I-- 493 00:24:20,157 --> 00:24:21,134 Scalps, Mister Lucas. 494 00:24:21,135 --> 00:24:23,381 Scalps coming up, Mister Humphries. 495 00:24:24,216 --> 00:24:25,387 Here we are, sir. 496 00:24:25,388 --> 00:24:26,909 It's the very latest range in scalps. 497 00:24:26,910 --> 00:24:29,728 We call this the Magnificent Seven range. 498 00:24:29,729 --> 00:24:30,735 That one hasn't got any hair. 499 00:24:30,736 --> 00:24:31,724 That's Yul Brynner, sir. 500 00:24:35,202 --> 00:24:37,499 I'd like to buy a bridal doll for my little girl. 501 00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:38,864 Certainly, madam. 502 00:24:38,865 --> 00:24:41,192 Brides, Miss Brahms. 503 00:24:41,193 --> 00:24:43,883 Will it be a registry-office or a church wedding? 504 00:24:45,434 --> 00:24:46,616 Church, I think. 505 00:24:46,617 --> 00:24:49,591 Oh, you're so wise, madam. 506 00:24:49,592 --> 00:24:52,751 It's so much more romantic, isn't it? 507 00:24:52,752 --> 00:24:55,835 Now this one retails at 20 Pounds 50. 508 00:24:57,811 --> 00:24:58,993 Oh, it's a lot, isn't it? 509 00:24:58,994 --> 00:25:02,827 Ah, well, it comes complete with bridegroom, 510 00:25:06,322 --> 00:25:10,489 and the full trusseau, and if you pull this cord, it talks. 511 00:25:12,943 --> 00:25:16,026 I love you, I love you, I do, I do. 512 00:25:18,245 --> 00:25:19,746 Isn't that beautiful? 513 00:25:21,590 --> 00:25:25,020 Can't you just picture the scene? 514 00:25:25,021 --> 00:25:27,909 There she stands by the bridegroom. 515 00:25:27,910 --> 00:25:30,138 They're stood in front of the altar. 516 00:25:30,139 --> 00:25:31,903 The organ's playing. 517 00:25:31,904 --> 00:25:34,113 The ceremony comes to a climax. 518 00:25:34,114 --> 00:25:37,676 She turns to him and utters those immortal words 519 00:25:37,677 --> 00:25:40,010 that he'll remember forever. 520 00:25:40,928 --> 00:25:42,799 I want to go to the potty. 521 00:25:47,741 --> 00:25:50,046 I can see the points are set. 522 00:25:50,047 --> 00:25:51,179 Good, yes. 523 00:25:51,180 --> 00:25:53,061 Now check the signals. 524 00:25:53,062 --> 00:25:55,238 Right, all clear. 525 00:25:55,239 --> 00:25:56,406 So, we're off. 526 00:26:03,369 --> 00:26:06,480 Mister Grainger has sold four of those already, then. 527 00:26:06,481 --> 00:26:08,294 I thought he didn't like children. 528 00:26:08,295 --> 00:26:09,764 He doesn't, but he likes trains. 529 00:26:11,657 --> 00:26:13,887 I do hope we can do something about his reinstatement. 530 00:26:13,888 --> 00:26:16,418 Oh yes, that was all very unfortunate, but leave it to me. 531 00:26:16,419 --> 00:26:18,995 I'll fix it with Mister Grace. 532 00:26:18,996 --> 00:26:21,737 Well, the sales figures are very good, Rumbold. 533 00:26:21,738 --> 00:26:22,928 Yes sir, I think the whole staff 534 00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:24,664 have found it very stimulating. 535 00:26:24,665 --> 00:26:26,224 Mind you, they'll be glad to get back 536 00:26:26,225 --> 00:26:27,671 to their own departments. 537 00:26:27,672 --> 00:26:28,505 Yes, of course. 538 00:26:28,506 --> 00:26:29,879 Well, it's nearly closing time. 539 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,798 I'll come down and thank them personally. 540 00:26:32,799 --> 00:26:34,471 Oh, yes sir. 541 00:26:34,472 --> 00:26:36,944 Oh, and about Grainger, sir, 542 00:26:36,945 --> 00:26:38,911 he didn't really intend to resign. 543 00:26:38,912 --> 00:26:39,843 Well, I know that. 544 00:26:39,844 --> 00:26:42,199 I was just teaching him a lesson. 545 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,961 Nobody you know is indispensable, 546 00:26:44,962 --> 00:26:47,937 except her, perhaps, if she goes on playing her cards right. 547 00:26:49,450 --> 00:26:50,630 Alright, we've got time for one more race 548 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:51,719 before the shop closes. 549 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,025 Alright, Mrs. Slocombe's on blue, Miss Brahm's on red, 550 00:26:54,026 --> 00:26:55,894 and Mister Humphries is on virgin white. 551 00:26:55,895 --> 00:26:56,747 Oh yes. 552 00:26:56,748 --> 00:26:59,761 Last race at 50p a nob, winner take all. 553 00:26:59,762 --> 00:27:01,311 They're under starter's order, and they're off! 554 00:27:04,758 --> 00:27:05,876 Oh, he'll catch up now. 555 00:27:05,877 --> 00:27:06,877 Here we go. 556 00:27:07,756 --> 00:27:09,307 Mrs. Slocombe is being hotly pursued, 557 00:27:09,308 --> 00:27:10,732 which hasn't happened for years. 558 00:27:12,166 --> 00:27:14,077 And hello, Mister Humphries is a little behind. 559 00:27:14,078 --> 00:27:15,550 That's not always a disadvantage. 560 00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:18,913 Look, I've won, I've won. 561 00:27:18,914 --> 00:27:20,269 Trust him to get it, isn't it? 562 00:27:20,270 --> 00:27:22,549 Isn't it amazing what you see when you haven't got your-- 563 00:27:22,550 --> 00:27:23,847 Good evening, everybody. 564 00:27:23,848 --> 00:27:25,843 Good evening Mister Grace. 565 00:27:25,844 --> 00:27:27,644 Well, I'm glad to see you've all entered 566 00:27:27,645 --> 00:27:30,108 into good spirits of the thing, especially 567 00:27:30,109 --> 00:27:32,229 as the bell went two minutes ago. 568 00:27:32,230 --> 00:27:35,484 Oh, we must have missed it in the excitement. 569 00:27:35,485 --> 00:27:37,939 Well, thank you all very much indeed. 570 00:27:37,940 --> 00:27:39,964 You've all done very well. 571 00:27:39,965 --> 00:27:41,826 Thank you, Mister Grace. 572 00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:42,708 Right then, pack up. 573 00:27:42,709 --> 00:27:44,036 We don't want to get locked in all night. 574 00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:44,870 Oh, I wouldn't mind. 575 00:27:44,871 --> 00:27:47,262 I haven't had a go on the racing cars, yet! 576 00:27:47,263 --> 00:27:48,821 Night, night, little Wibbly-Wobbly. 577 00:27:50,539 --> 00:27:52,372 I'm going to miss you. 578 00:27:54,357 --> 00:27:56,877 Night, night, little tree people. 579 00:27:56,878 --> 00:27:58,518 Time to go to beddy byes. 580 00:27:58,519 --> 00:28:00,037 Up you go in your lift. 581 00:28:03,251 --> 00:28:05,555 And Rover, no barking and keeping everybody awake. 582 00:28:07,078 --> 00:28:09,015 Are you taking that one home with you, Mrs. Slocombe? 583 00:28:09,016 --> 00:28:11,070 Well, I have paid for it. 584 00:28:11,071 --> 00:28:12,807 I'm sure you have. 585 00:28:12,808 --> 00:28:17,266 It's just that I've become rather attached to it. 586 00:28:17,267 --> 00:28:18,603 Shall I tell Grainger, sir? 587 00:28:18,604 --> 00:28:21,171 Oh yes, yes, put him out of his misery. 588 00:28:21,172 --> 00:28:23,528 The Birmingham Intercity Special is just leaving 589 00:28:23,529 --> 00:28:25,476 from Blackwall Cove. 590 00:28:25,477 --> 00:28:26,502 Mister Grainger. 591 00:28:26,503 --> 00:28:28,772 Not now, not now, Mister Rumbold. 592 00:28:28,773 --> 00:28:32,273 I'm expecting a goods train at any moment. 593 00:28:34,646 --> 00:28:37,214 I've got good news for you. 594 00:28:37,215 --> 00:28:39,230 As from Monday morning, you will once again 595 00:28:39,231 --> 00:28:42,302 be the senior assistant in menswear. 596 00:28:42,303 --> 00:28:43,303 Oh, I see. 597 00:28:45,561 --> 00:28:47,702 Well, aren't you pleased? 598 00:28:47,703 --> 00:28:52,026 Well, I was rather thinking of applying for another job. 599 00:28:52,027 --> 00:28:54,525 I take it you're not resigning again? 600 00:28:54,526 --> 00:28:56,686 No, but I was hoping I could stay on 601 00:28:56,687 --> 00:28:59,024 as a junior in the toy department 602 00:28:59,025 --> 00:29:01,862 and I could go on playing with my trains. 603 00:29:02,843 --> 00:29:03,724 It's no good, Grainger. 604 00:29:03,725 --> 00:29:06,138 You've got to grow up some time. 605 00:29:06,139 --> 00:29:08,706 Still, we could have half an hour, now. 606 00:29:08,707 --> 00:29:10,259 Tell him to keep the store open. 607 00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:17,350 corrected by 7kozlov - www.myfbs.ru - 608 00:29:20,665 --> 00:29:23,387 ♫ Ground floor: Perfumery, stationary, and leather goods, 609 00:29:23,388 --> 00:29:25,925 ♫ wigs and haberdashery, kitchenware and food. 610 00:29:25,926 --> 00:29:28,426 ♫ Going up... 611 00:29:32,042 --> 00:29:35,821 ♫ First floor: Telephones, gents ready made suits, shirts, 612 00:29:35,822 --> 00:29:37,586 ♫ socks, ties, hats, underwear, and shoes. 613 00:29:37,587 --> 00:29:40,087 ♫ Going up... 614 00:29:43,928 --> 00:29:46,633 ♫ Second floor: Carpets, travel goods, and bedding, 615 00:29:46,634 --> 00:29:49,278 ♫ materials, soft furnishings, restaurants, and ties. 616 00:29:49,279 --> 00:29:51,862 ♫ Going down..